Review Center: Evangelion:1.11 – You Are (Not) Alone

Watching the first Evangelion movie is something that’s been long overdue.  Especially considering I should also have the second movie and be awaiting the release of the third.  But whatever.

I own exactly two anime on Bluray: this movie, and .hack//Quantum.  I’ve been meaning to watch them since forever.  To think it would take me until graduation…

I’ve heard a lot of good things about this movie.  Well, I’ve heard a lot of good things about its sequel, at any rate.  But, as you ought to well know, I like to start from the beginning.  And thankfully, I’ve steered clear of spoilers, so let’s do away with any preconceived notions and hype (well, this is a 2007 movie, so whatever hype might have surrounded it is 6 years in the past…).  I have no idea what to expect, so let’s get it on!

*ahem*

In a not-very-distant-at-all future, Tokyo is kind of a hellhole, and the fate of humanity is pinned on a young boy and his giant robot.  Gee, where have I heard before?  In a stunning twist, the boy is not a genius and kind of sucks, so… there’s that.  Prepare yourself, we’re about to delve into the world of…

AKA, "Crosses and Rainbows: The Movie"
AKA, “Crosses and Rainbows: The Movie”

 

We begin the movie with several cuts to a deserted looking city.  We soon find our hero, a generic-looking kid named Shinji Ikari, who for some reason is looking for a hot chick.  Well, not that you ever need a reason, but still…

Penis goes where?
Penis goes where?

Talk about robbing the cradle.

While we’re wondering about what’s going on, suddenly giant monster shows up and crushes things!  CONVENIENTLY, said hot chick shows up to save him!

I'd Quattro HER Bajeena.
I’d Quattro HER Bajeena.

So, apparently the UN have decided to pour all their budget into defeating this invader the only way they know how:

Michael Bay is frothing at the mouth.
Michael Bay is frothing at the mouth.

Throwing dozens of missiles at it.

Wait, did that missile just perform a Sonic Rainboom?
Wait, did that missile just perform a Sonic Rainboom?

Unfortunately, the alien – sorry, “Angel” – shrugs the barrage off like nothing.  So they go for their trump card: the N2 Mine.  It… pretty much does the same thing.  The explosion is much more significant, however, and it topples Misato’s car.

You know times are tough when you have to use packaging tape to fix a car.  Really, Misato?  You don't carry a roll of duct tape around?
You know times are tough when you have to use packaging tape to fix a car. Really, Misato? You don’t carry a roll of duct tape around?

Fortunately, it wasn’t destroyed.

Meanwhile, it’s up to hi-tech organization NERV to take on the Angel when the UN decides they’ve had enough and tags out.

You can see just how tired of his shit they are.
You can see just how tired of his shit they are.

Fun fact: turns out Shinji is the son of the director of NERV, and Misato is taking him to their base.  What perfect timing, pops!

Gendo drunkenly typed up a heartwarming letter, asking his dear son to work in the family business.  Once sober, he censored the whole thing and scribbled "Get over here!" in marker.  This is how ALL of his official documents are written.
Gendo drunkenly typed up a heartwarming letter, asking his dear son to work in the family business. Once sober, he censored the whole thing and scribbled “Get over here!” in marker. This is how ALL of his official documents are written.

It doesn’t take long for us to realize Shinji doesn’t really get along with his dad, which makes us wonder just why the hell he’s here in the first place.

Turns out it’s to pilot their giant robot.

Welp.  We're boned.
Welp. We’re boned.

We’re introduced to another important character, Dr. Ritsuko Akagi, who graces us with blatant wetsuit fanservice, but no nudity.

Dude, don't trust this chick.  Look at her eyebrows.  She obviously dies her hair blonde.  Such people are not to be trusted.
Dude, don’t trust this chick. Look at her eyebrows. She obviously dies her hair blonde. Such people are not to be trusted.

Shinji’s father, Gendo, tells him to get in the giant robot or go home, and everyone involved has to deal with an awkward family standoff between an asshole father and some bratty kid that won’t save humanity because he has daddy issues.

At least the guy on the right is pretending to be busy.
At least the guy on the right is pretending to be busy.

Gendo decides he’s had enough and moves on to plan B: Rei Ayanami, another pilot.  She also may look vaguely familiar.  She’s the emotionless light-haired girl that’s always in these sci-fi flicks.  Because there aren’t enough of those.  There’s just one problem…

That is one stylish form-fitting outfit.
That is one stylish form-fitting outfit.

She is clearly in no condition to fight.  Everyone knows this, and it’s a wonder no one calls Gendo out on an obvious ploy to shame Shinji into piloting.

"I won't pilot this thing!  Especially not over two perfectly symmetrical mountains, no matter how much I want to climb on top of them!"
“I won’t pilot this thing! Especially not over two perfectly symmetrical mountains, no matter how much I want to climb on top of them!”

Well, somebody better get in this robot fast, because that Angel is honing in on the base!

Highly improbable cross-shaped laser explosions?  I've overlooked worse.
Highly improbable cross-shaped laser explosions? I’ve overlooked worse.
No, no, that's enough.  We've milked the "Rei is sexy in that outfit" jokes dry.
No, no, that’s enough. We’ve milked the “Rei is sexy in that outfit” jokes dry.

So, Shinji finally decides to pilot.  Apparently, in order for him to pilot, his cockpit needs to be filled with LCL (or, well, blood… you can breathe…) and that’s just something we’ll have to accept.

BUSTAH WOLF!  That smug grin is just... wow.
BUSTAH WOLF! That smug grin is just… wow.

As Shinji gets prepped for battle inside the Evangelion (or EVA), we’re bombarded with a lot of jargon, and the gist of things is that… um… things are great?

DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING?
DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING?

Shinji is told on the fly how to pilot (Step 1: Think about walking, Step 2: ???, Step 3: Defeat the Angel).

Sakuraiiiiiiiii!
Sakuraiiiiiiiii!

It doesn’t go so well.

Misato: "Dodge!" Shinji: "HE'S HOLDING MY FACE, MISATO!"
Misato: “Dodge!”
Shinji: “HE’S HOLDING MY FACE, MISATO!”

The Angel soundly kicks Shinji’s ass until the robot goes into a sort of berserker mode and takes over.  Something that usually can’t be good, but in this case… hell, we’re fucked anyway.  We’ll take what we can get.

Why do they always design them to have teeth?
Why do they always design them to have teeth?
Hey, nice kicks!
Hey, nice kicks!

I feel like I should mention that quite a bit of importance is placed on “AT Fields.”  Um… I guess they’re really strong force fields?

HEEEEEEEEEERE'S SHINJI!
HEEEEEEEEEERE’S SHINJI!

And apparently the EVA can tear right through it or somesuch.

Oh hey, it's just like Gravity Rush!
Oh hey, it’s just like Gravity Rush!

So apparently the goal is to destroy the Angel’s core, and somehow berserker-mode EVA-01 has just enough cognition to recognize and aim exclusively at this weak point.  Sensing that he’s about to be killed, the Angel decides to do the only logical thing:

Rage...
Rage…
...Quit!
…Quit!

Chump.

My new wallpaper. Rainbow Count: 1
My new wallpaper.
Rainbow Count: 1

You thought it was a joke, didn’t you?  Start getting used to seeing crosses and rainbows.

The repairs cost us so much, we can only afford to stream audio.
The repairs cost us so much, we can only afford to stream audio.

So, turns out there’s an even bigger creepy secretive organization above NERV, called SEELE.  Their job is to throw cryptic biblical references all over the place and hope one of them is actually relevant.

Quit showing off for the camera.
Quit showing off for the camera.

We get some interesting scenes that you don’t normally see: the cleanup from all the collateral damage of the fight.  Also all the blood.  Must be a nightmare to clean.  In more ways than one.

Shinji gets assigned his own room, which is swell… but for some reason Misato won’t have any of that and has him live with her.

Well, that's a suspiciously specific denial, Misato...
Well, that’s a suspiciously specific denial, Misato…

I think we know where this is going… or where it would if this were a different kind of movie, anyway.  Or at least a different genre.

Totally not the perfect date spot.
Totally not the perfect date spot.

So, what can we expect to find in Misato’s apartment?

Could the product placement BE any more blatant?
Could the product placement BE any more blatant?
YES.  YES IT CAN.
YES. YES IT CAN.

I ordered me some McDonalds for this watchthrough.  Now I see I should have ordered Taco Bell.

Perfectly acceptable behavior.
Perfectly acceptable behavior.
Definitely NOT doing anything sketchy, right Misato?
Definitely NOT doing anything sketchy, right Misato?

So, just in case the serious mood from earlier hasn’t been bent far enough, it’s time we snapped it in half.

Yeah, there's a penguin in this flick.  Wanna fight about it?
Yeah, there’s a penguin in this flick. Wanna fight about it?
Pen-Pen ain't gotta deal with this bullshit.
Pen-Pen ain’t gotta deal with this bullshit.

So yeah… that just happened.

Speak for yourself.  I'm plenty thrilled.
Speak for yourself. I’m plenty thrilled.

All that light-hearted stuff proves to be little more than a temporary distraction, however, and Shinji quickly reminds us that he’ll not be pulled out of that gloomy slump easily.

Apparently, Second Impact kept technology so far behind that forget mp3s... we didn't even get to CDs.
Apparently, Second Impact kept technology so far behind that forget mp3s… we didn’t even get to CDs.

Misato praises him for his efforts, but a classmate doesn’t quite share her sentiments…

'Aye got no otha' outlet fo' mah BROOKLYN RAGE!
‘Aye got no otha’ outlet fo’ mah BROOKLYN RAGE!

Because kicking kids while they’re down is the best time to kick them.  That bully’s name is Touji Suzuhara, and his sister got injured during the attack.  Hey, count your blessings.  At least she’s ALIVE, y’know?

EVAs are Boomers!  That... actually makes a lot of sense...
EVAs are Boomers! That… actually makes a lot of sense…
Looks like we need a Misato & Ritsuko film noir spinoff. Wait, seriously, Ritsuko?  I thought you DIDN'T want Misato fooling around with a minor!
Looks like we need a Misato & Ritsuko film noir spinoff.
Wait, seriously, Ritsuko? I thought you DIDN’T want Misato fooling around with a minor!

So, Shinji copes with his situation the only way he knows how: meekly following orders.  Hey, it’s worked out pretty well for me.  Wait, no it hasn’t…

Fuck humanity.  DADDY, LOVE ME!
Fuck humanity. DADDY, LOVE ME!

Since this movie has been on a bit of a lull, it was the perfect time to bring on the second Angel.  Well… fifth, I guess.

No, seriously.  I swear I saw this thing in Gravity Rush.
No, seriously. I swear I saw this thing in Gravity Rush.

Shinji engages and fights the Angel JUST like he practiced it.  Unfortunately, he sticks a little too closely to the program and chokes when it comes time to adapt.

I imagine Touji thinking in Rattrap's voice: "We're all gonna die."
I imagine Touji thinking in Rattrap’s voice: “We’re all gonna die.”

Oh, and it turns out two of Shinji’s classmates left their shelter to go check out the fight.  Because, apparently, there’s no security.  GEE, I wonder how well this is gonna turn out.

Damned command grabs always trip me up.
Damned command grabs always trip me up.
Quick, grab your shotgun!
Quick, grab your shotgun!
Finally, an appropriate reaction shot!
Finally, an appropriate reaction shot!

Shinji notices them and doesn’t fight back against the Angel because he has to protect them… though I think that’s really just an excuse because he wasn’t planning on fighting back anyway…

Not the most appropriate time to start welding, but whatever.
Not the most appropriate time to start welding, but whatever.

Rather than escape with the civvies, Shinji decides to go all Rambo on the Angel with a friggin’ KNIFE, and… it turns out THAT does it.  He spent all that time practicing his targeting skills, and it’s a KNIFE that saves the day.  Honestly?  I blame NERV, not Shinji.  They probably just wanted something to blow their budget on.

Rainbow Count: 2
Rainbow Count: 2

After the fight, Misato chews Shinji out… which was kind of a bad call since all it does is reinforce the idea that he’s not wanted.

LOOK AT THAT SMILE.  Are we absolutely certain Shinji isn't secretly a villain?  Or is villainy just hereditary?
LOOK AT THAT SMILE. Are we absolutely certain Shinji isn’t secretly a villain? Or is villainy just hereditary?

Shinji reacts in the most adult way possible: by running away.

Is that the red light district?  Please tell me Shinji got laid.
Is that the red light district? Please tell me Shinji got laid.
Guess not.  Well... we can't rule it out as a possibility.
Guess not. Well… we can’t rule it out as a possibility.

So, Shinji wanders around until he realizes he can’t move any further.  In a surprisingly badass scene, he addresses agents sent to shadow him without even looking at them.

Also, we learn that Shinji’s behavior was EXACTLY AS PLANNED by his father.  Holy shit, what?!

Fun fact: My dad tried something similar for me.  He didn't count on me not making a move because of the language barrier.
Fun fact: My dad tried something similar for me. He didn’t count on me not making a move because of the language barrier.

And exactly on cue, Shinji starts noticing Rei Ayanami more, and Ritsuko suspiciously provides for Shinji an excuse to get closer to her.

Eyepatches are sexy.  Wait... Ryomou Shimei?!  They freaking copied Ryomou Shimei!
Eyepatches are sexy. Wait… Ryomou Shimei?! They freaking copied Ryomou Shimei!

Pause.  I just can’t let that go.  That is just blatantly obvious the way that look was lifted from Ryomou Shimei.  Jeez, Gainax, are you that unoriginal?  Then again, it would be just like them to give a shout out to such a fanservice-heavy series.

There's literally no reason for there to be a giant cross sticking out of there.
There’s literally no reason for there to be a giant cross sticking out of there.

So, Shinji gets handed a renewed ID card to give to Rei, so he heads over to Rei’s apartment, which is… depressingly squalid.

Huh.  I thought I was the only one to do the garbage-bag-on-a-hook thing.
Huh. I thought I was the only one to do the garbage-bag-on-a-hook thing.

No, seriously, I’m not joking about the garbage bag…

Garbage bag on a hook next to my computer has been very handy.  Not quite something that couldn't be achieved by having a plastic bin next to the desk, but... eh.
Garbage bag on a hook next to my computer has been very handy. Not quite something that couldn’t be achieved by having a plastic bin next to the desk, but… eh.

I forgot to mention that Shinji walked in without being invited.  This will be relevant shortly.

Ha ha, no silly.  Rei wearing glasses?  What would that even look like?
Ha ha, no silly. Rei wearing glasses? What would that even look like?
Oh, son of a- You're ripping off Yuki Nagato now?!
Oh, son of a- You’re ripping off Yuki Nagato now?!

Admittedly, Rei never actually wears glasses.  But now that I look at her, there IS kind of an eerie resemblance, isn’t there?  I’m not saying Rei is a copy of Yuki, though.  I mean, that’s just the look of this particular stock character.  I really need to do my job as a bit of an anime historian and dig deep to find out who the origin of this stock character is.  I want to say Miku from Hades Project Zeorymer, but Miku doesn’t have the right hair color, and Zeorymer was never popular, so it’s unlikely that anyone would want to copy her.

Moving on…

Oh no... image overlapping with previous Yuki Nagato image...
Oh no… image overlapping with previous Yuki Nagato image…

Predictably, Rei stumbles upon Shinji in all her compromising glory.

I had a perverted joke ready, but instead, Rainbow Count: 3
I had a perverted joke ready, but instead, Rainbow Count: 3
Sorry, I'm too distracted by what appears to be Shinji's dislocated foot.
Sorry, I’m too distracted by what appears to be Shinji’s dislocated foot.
I'm afraid I just did.
I’m afraid I just did.
I keep forgetting... do I turn it clockwise or counterclockwise to turn up the heat?
I keep forgetting… do I turn it clockwise or counterclockwise to turn up the heat?
All those opportunities with Misato and you choose to have the 14-year-old girl show nipple.  Never change, Japan.  Never change.
All those opportunities with Misato and you choose to have the 14-year-old girl show nipple. Never change, Japan. Never change.

Shinji and Rei head over to NERV HQ, and another Angel attacks.  This one looks nothing like the others.

That. Is. Beautiful.
That. Is. Beautiful.

It truly must be a nightmare for these young teens… to be attacked by geometry.

I bet the other Angels make fun of him for having such a tiny core.
I bet the other Angels make fun of him for having such a tiny core.
JESUS! Overcompensate much?
JESUS! Overcompensate much?

So yeah… turns out this Angel has magnitudes more firepower than the others.

Unfortunately, thanks to Toki from Fist of the North Star, it is too late to christen this the Jesus Beam.
Unfortunately, thanks to Toki from Fist of the North Star, it is too late to christen this the Jesus Beam.

Shinji gets oneshot like nobody’s business, and he (surprisingly, understandingly) gets his confidence shattered.

Seriously, get these two a noir spinoff. Wait, 9 hours?  How long is this movie?
Seriously, get these two a noir spinoff.
Wait, 9 hours? How long is this movie?

Meanwhile, the Angel starts drilling into the underground area that NERV HQ is located in, but it’s doing it very slowly.

Rainbow Count: 4
Rainbow Count: 4

In order to combat this new Angel, they need a protoype cannon that uses up all the energy of Japan.  *drool*

Ritsuko, now isn't the time to be testing out your new strap-on.
Ritsuko, now isn’t the time to be testing out your new strap-on.

Shinji is scared to get back in the EVA again, especially since there’s a high risk of getting oneshot.  So, to motivate him, Misato takes Shinji into the lowest level of NERV, Central Dogma, and shows him Lilith, the Second Angel.

Scared child?  SHOW HIM THIS!
Scared child? SHOW HIM THIS!

Um… so apparently, if an Angel ever approaches Lilith, it will trigger Third Impact and kill all humanity.

…and you couldn’t just tell Shinji this?  What does seeing this abomination actually DO for him?

Anyway, Shinji agrees to the operation, in which Shinji plays sniper in Unit-01 while Rei protects him in Unit-00.

Enchanted Shield of Virtue?  Why not give them a Holy Sword of Justice while you're at it?
Enchanted Shield of Virtue? Why not give them a Holy Sword of Justice while you’re at it?
No pressure or anything.  Oh, and that's two nude scenes.  You've got Misato, you've got Ritsuko, you've got those nameless other chicks, and that Class Rep from the shelter... wait, that one might actually be worse.  Scratch that last one.
No pressure or anything. Oh, and that’s two nude scenes. You’ve got Misato, you’ve got Ritsuko, you’ve got those nameless other chicks, and that Class Rep from the shelter… wait, that one might actually be worse. Scratch that last one.

With pilots in position, the operation begins.  With a barrage of missiles to deflect fire.  You see, the core is only vulnerable while the Angel is attacking, so while the Angel attacks some rocket launchers, Shinji will fire his beam sniper rifle directly at the core.  Simple, right?

Rainbow Count: 5
Rainbow Count: 5

BTW, gotta love the logic in the scene where Misato explains the situation to Shinji.  He is told to take into account gravity and interference and make the proper adjustments, since the beam will not fire in a straight line.  THEN he is told that the computers will take care of that for him and he just has to target the core with the reticule.  OKAY.

D50: an equal opportunity pervert.
D50: an equal opportunity pervert.

It takes Shinji just one shot to blast that Angel into oblivion.

Well, that was easy.
Well, that was easy.

Or so you would think.  Turns out, this is the final boss of the movie, and you know what that means.  THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM.

STARMIE used RECOVER!
STARMIE used RECOVER!

Pissed, the Angel fires its HYPER BEAM at Shinji and the mountain.

That explosion was LIKE THE MOUNTAIN GIVING BIRTH TO THE PLANETS.
That explosion was LIKE THE MOUNTAIN GIVING BIRTH TO THE PLANETS.

I think the important question is, WHERE WAS AYANAMI?  She repeated herself several times saying she was going to protect Shinji.  I think he needed some protecting there.

Fuyutsuki: "Don't we have normal cameras?" Gendo: "Oh, that's just my creepy blood-red Instagram filter.  You like?"
Fuyutsuki: “Don’t we have normal cameras?”
Gendo: “Oh, that’s just my creepy blood-red Instagram filter. You like?”

Gendo gives the order to have Rei take over, but Misato tells them to take a chance with Shinji.

In what is perhaps the best, and perhaps only character symbolization with any substance, Shinji makes Unit-01 crawl up into position and ready himself for another shot.

This was a surprisingly badass shot.
This was a surprisingly badass shot.
Ring the bell, Apollo. Ding, ding.
Ring the bell, Apollo.
Ding, ding.

Before enough energy is gathered up for the shot, the Angel attacks.  Rei decides THIS TIME she’s going to do her job.

My Shield of Virtue has anti-Angel enchantments!  It also has a +1 bonus to Charisma for some reason!
My Shield of Virtue has anti-Angel enchantments! It also has a +1 bonus to Charisma for some reason!

This time, Shinji destroys the core and kills the Angel.

Great, now that pyramid is going to lock all the doors and burn us all.
Great, now that pyramid is going to lock all the doors and burn us all.
Rainbow Count: 6
Rainbow Count: 6
This isn't what it looks like.
This isn’t what it looks like.

Shinji opens up Unit-00 to get to Rei.  They sort of share a moment, and… I guess that’s the big payoff to their non-relationship.

To be fair... that is a pretty nice smile.
To be fair… that is a pretty nice smile.

But the fight against the Angels is not over.  There are more out there… and it seems SEELE has a hand in it.

Um... can I take what's in box number 6 instead?
Um… can I take what’s in box number 6 instead?

Yeah, I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.

Oh goody!  I always wanted more pretentious biblical references!
Oh goody! I always wanted more pretentious biblical references!
I am looking forward to seeing less, thanks.
I am looking forward to seeing less, thanks.

Um… So that’s the sequel hook.  And the movie ends there.  I did find myself watching through the entire credits just because FREAKING KINGDOM HEARTS VIBES.  Hikaru Utada sings the credits song!

BUT WAIT!

After the credits, there’s a preview for the next film!

A Knightmare?  Really?  Well, there was that Pizza Hut plug before...
A Knightmare? Really? Well, there was that Pizza Hut plug before…
I BET YOU THOUGHT THERE WEREN'T GOING TO BE ANY MORE RAINBOWS, HUH?
I BET YOU THOUGHT THERE WEREN’T GOING TO BE ANY MORE RAINBOWS, HUH?

 

At this point... fuck it.  Yeah, sure.  Moon.  Go for it.
At this point… fuck it. Yeah, sure. Moon. Go for it.

Epicness: 4
Despite a few hangups here and there, the movie was quite a ride.  Not so much when it came to actions, though there were a few high spots.  It was mostly character-driven, and even on that front it’s a bit lacking.  But the visuals… By itself it’s about a 3, but the amazing visuals and the score helped bring it up, they were so god damned pretty.

Pleasure Rating: Proudly Displayed in a Glass Case
I have no regrets about getting this on Blu; it’s very deserving of that, and you should never settle for anything less than a full HD experience from this movie.

Rewatchability: 3
Overall it was a great movie that I wouldn’t mind revisiting, and there were many scenes I’d love to look at again, but the whole thing was rather disjointed, lacking on an overall cohesion.  I imagine it would be a bit of a chore to rewatch, even if nothing in it was particularly bad.

Music: Yuki Kajiura Seal of Approval
The score was good, and there were a few very memorable tracks, and the ending credits song is absolutely a must-listen.

Marketability: 4
The characters have style, you’ve got an interesting design with Unit-00, even NERV and SEELE have unique logos, and Rei Ayanami is blatant bait that otaku will just eat up.  Misato is up there as well, but aside from those two… I dunno.  There’s no one of note when it comes to the male characters, except Gendo, who just really stands out.  Ritsuko is just a bit too off-putting for my tastes.  I could see this having successful merchandise, and the new girls and mysterious guy we’ve seen in the preview for the next movie have potential.  Time will tell.

Overall, wonderful, wonderful movie.  Is it a must-see?  I’m not completely sold on the story, but like I said, it’s absolutely stunning to watch.  You just have to look at the screencaps.

Personally, I think this would have been more suited to an OVA format, or maybe a late-night TV series.

5 thoughts on “Review Center: Evangelion:1.11 – You Are (Not) Alone”

  1. The rate at which these are coming out is killing me. I have already forgotten most of the second movie. I don’t see how this Neon Genesis Evangelion thing is going to catch on.

    Gendo drunkenly typed up a heartwarming letter, asking his dear son to work in the family business. Once sober, he censored the whole thing and scribbled “Get over here!” in marker. This is how ALL of his official documents are written.

    It’s funny because it’s true!

    “Shinji is told on the fly how to pilot (Step 1: Think about walking, Step 2: ???, Step 3: Defeat the Angel).”

    lol just lol.

    “Fun fact: My dad tried something similar for me. He didn’t count on me not making a move because of the language barrier.”

    Having never even met your dad, I am imagining him saying “… Why would you need to have a common language?”

    Garbage bag on a hook next to my computer has been very handy. Not quite something that couldn’t be achieved by having a plastic bin next to the desk, but… eh.

    Is that a framed picture of Natsume? I don’t know why I’m asking this question.

    1. Is that a framed picture of Natsume? I don’t know why I’m asking this question.

      Who else would I have a framed picture of?

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