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Hentai Hump-Day! Words Worth

The Elf tribute continues!

Stay horny, my friends.

Words Worth is a true classic, even if it draws from Elf’s older works and is in turn squeezed dry of ideas for Elf’s later works… There’s just something about the setting and the characters that’s so damned endearing about the entire thing.  It helps that the director of the anime KNOWS what makes a good sex scene.  It also helps that this is, no joke, one of the greatest adaptations of a video game ever.  Sure, it’s compressed, it cuts out about a third of the characters, and it leaves a lot of mysteries open, but on the other hand it hits upon most of the main story points, you don’t have to navigate horribad dungeon mazes, and some of the changes make for some excellent H-scenes that you wouldn’t see in the games.  Way better than the Yu-No adaptation.

I DO wish I still had the game on Kiria as a supplement, but alas, it’s not to be.  I do hope to reacquire it someday if I could just find a place that has it.  The light novels also look rather interesting, and I’d love to give those a look when I have the time.

BTW, before I continue on, I have to mention that I DID play and complete the Yu-No game.  It was an interesting experience that I hope to do a full post on someday.  But more on that later.  Let’s delve into Words Worth.

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Hentai Hump-Day! Dokyusei / End of Summer

I suppose it WOULD be harder to search for if they kept the title “Classmates,” but I doubt ADV had search engines in mind.

Oh god, I completely skipped over April for Hentai Hump-Day.  So.  Much.  Persona….  But now that I’ve beaten it twice and just need a little cleanup for my Platinum, I can finally focus on my ELF tribute.  This time, we’re looking at Dokyusei, the game that practically defined the high school dating genre.  You have one summer to get closer to the girl of your choice.  To do so, you’ll have to repeatedly bump into your love interest at the right times and go on dates – the unfortunate implication being that to win the game you have to go full-on stalker and memorize her schedule.

…wait, I thought I was done with this stuff…

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Hentai Hump-Day! Dragon Knight

You didn’t think I forgot, did you?

I actually wanted to cover the franchise bit by bit, but I kinda panicked and canceled my planned first post when I realized I no longer had the Dragon Knight 1 OVA.  Le sigh.  But, I’ve still got plenty to cover, so let’s get it all out in the open!

Megatech, please tell me you don’t still hold the license to this franchise.

One of Elf’s flagship titles is the Dragon Knight series.  While nowhere near the earliest ero-RPG (Rance wasn’t the first, but it barely came out before Dragon Knight), Dragon Knight was notable for being an OK dungeon crawler with comparatively great graphics along with really cute character designs.  Basically, it was the turning point when ero-RPGs stepped up from crude novelty act to professional medium for delivering erotic content.

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Hentai Hump-Day! Yu-No (1998)

It has been too long.

It’s time, once again, for ev’rybody to come aboard HENTAI HUMP-DAY!

What’s that?  It’s not Wednesday?  Well, I figured it would be appropriate to post this return on Singles Awareness Day.

This is the official beginning of my ELF retrospective on our long countdown to the new Yu-No anime, and we start off with… the old Yu-No anime.  Swell.

Ah yes… be prepared for tons of bullshit and unanswered mysteries. It’s like a less convoluted and less interesting Divi-Dead.

Before we start, a moment to reflect on how much I hate Nutech DVDs, and the early DVD era as a whole.  My copy of Yu-No is a four-DVD box set, holding the entire four-episode series.  Yep, one episode per DVD.  They also had a  bad tendency of hiring actual porn stars to do voice work AND they would promote the fact on the box, sometimes with pictures of the porn stars in question.  Wow, featuring the voices of Jenna Jameson and Kobe Tai?  EVEN MORE REASON FOR ME TO IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO JAPANESE!  And on each of these DVDs, you get special features like… image galleries!  Yeah, exclusive screencaps of the episode!  Wow, it’s just like pausing the real thing!  IIRC, ADV was guilty of this shit too, but at least they would include scans of promotional material along with the screencaps.

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