Hentai Hump-Day! Cream Lemon Ep. 8 of 40: Super Virgin

HumpdayTime for more Cream Lemon!  This is a fun episode.  Super Virgin!

Hey, why can't my virginity give me super powers?
Hey, why can’t my virginity give me super powers?

We begin the episode off with our heroine, Mako, somehow cornered in a brick alley, being attacked by the Grasping Hands of Imminent Rape.

Is this what real rapists do?  They grasp at the air in anticipation before they rape someone?
Is this what real rapists do? They grasp at the air in anticipation before they rape someone?

Just before she gets grabbed, it seems Mako’s powers awaken, and we cut to perhaps the most amusing discretion shot of all time:

Where did the can come from?  Was one of the rapists just holding the can in one hand and grasping at the air with the other?  Is Fanta the official drink of rapists?
Where did the can come from? Was one of the rapists just holding the can in one hand and grasping at the air with the other? Is Fanta the official drink of rapists?

Cut to a rally at a nearby school, which seems to have been overrun by superpowered feminazis, the world’s greatest nightmare.

I can see this episode is going to be very popular.
I can see this episode is going to be very popular.

Mako is part of a group called the Super Virgin Groupies, led by a woman named Iiya.  That’s just hilarious.  Do you think she introduces herself by screaming out her name often?

The goal of the Super Virgin Groupies is to protect women from men who try to rape them.  Or try to date them.  Or gawk at them from afar.  Basically, they can do whatever the fuck they want to men just for existing.

Not the slightest bit hypocritical.
Not the slightest bit hypocritical.

In short order, we are introduced to Tamaki, the love interest for this episode.  He breaks free from the SVG bullying because, apparently, he is ALSO a Super Virgin.  The bullies don’t bother to consider the repercussions of a male Super Virgin and just walk away.

Mako watches this all go down and seems to fall in love with the innocent Tamaki at first sight.  She goes on a date with him later, but Iiya-oneechan is suspicious of the fact that Mako hasn’t been coming to their club meetings lately.  Mako expresses her worries regarding what Iiya would do if she finds out Mako is dating a man, but Tamaki isn’t so worried.

He probably should be.

Later that night, Iiya calls Mako and tells her to attend an important club meeting the next day.  Said club meeting turns out to be punishment, and Mako is paralyzed and stripped.  Why?

That's excessive.  Are we sure this isn't an Escalation episode?
That’s excessive. Are we sure this isn’t an Escalation episode?

Iiya tells Mako not to be fooled by that man again, and in exchange, she’ll be with her.  Without even waiting for consent, Iiya starts groping Mako and putting her fingers in her.  But, y’know, not hypocritical in the least.

While Mako’s being quite literally raped by Iiya, she thinks of Tamaki and turns against Iiya.  She realizes the group is wrong and seems to have gained a new power, but she’s still outnumbered and overpowered.  The group ties her up naked to a tree, and Tamaki comes to save her.  But what can one boy do against three Super Virgin feminazis?

Well, can't say this wasn't foreshadowed.
Well, can’t say this wasn’t foreshadowed.

His powers are just enough to get him to stand up to Iiya, but she’s still more powerful and has backup.  She delivers a powerful psychic attack, but Tamaki is unharmed.  Why?

Virgin Rangers sanjou!
Virgin Rangers sanjou!
This is the greatest shit ever just because of how seriously that line is delivered.
This is the greatest shit ever just because of how seriously that line is delivered.

Turns out Tamaki has other virgin friends who are Super Virgins.  How about that?

They take this ridiculous concept to its fullest potential, and it is glorious.
They take this ridiculous concept to its fullest potential, and it is glorious.

Tamaki saves Mako and they give birth to a new power forged from true love between a man and a woman.

The Devil Gundam is really screwed now!
The Devil Gundam is really screwed now!

Their public sex scene touches the hearts of the warring Super Virgins, and they somehow realize how wrong they were to fight each other.  This unfortunately does NOT lead to a sudden orgy, but I’m dead certain there’s another Cream Lemon episode that does.

In the epilogue, we see the Super Virgin Groupies have accepted the Super Virgin men in, and… apparently just turned the club into a bunch of couples that hang out.

Well, that was a sudden and complete turnaround...
Well, that was a sudden and complete turnaround…

Not much else to say.  It’s a fun, ridiculous episode that goes by way too fast and ends way too quickly, like most Cream Lemon episodes.

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