In the mood for random-ass Sci Fi with horrible animation? Cream Lemon’s got you covered with Star Trap!
Our two heroines / Dirty Pair ripoffs are Kanata and Lan.
The duo use their super powers to destroy some robots. It turns out to be a Danger Room style training program and they overdid it, wrecking expensive training robots in the process.
So yeah… we’ve established they’re the Dirty Pair with superpowers. Also, they live together. And are psychics, apparently.
After some not-all-that-funny establishing scenes, they get called in for an actual mission. So they fly off in their ship, the Mischief.
Why have this unreliable duo been called for a mission? Well, let’s take a step back. A starfleet has encountered what appears to be a living planet (not Nemesis).
They blast the thing but their weapons are ineffective. The planet retaliates with…
So uh… yeah. It’s a living planet that attacks with tentacles tendrils. And from there, things get pretty predictable.
Half of us, at any rate.
Meanwhile, our heroines train for the coming battle.
Kanata wonders how they’ll be able to combat the living planet if an entire fleet couldn’t dent it. Lan comes up with a brilliant idea: run away.
About 10 seconds later, the two start having sex because they’re bored.
They’re soon attacked by the planet. It seems that while having sex, they sent off strong psychic eroticism signals, which the planet picked up on and immediately chased after. This seems to have been their leader’s plan all along, so… joke’s on them!
They fight off the organisms on the planet, then Lan and Kanata split up so Lan can remove her limiters and go all out. All she does is expel her psychic power to deliver a powerful AoE blast… then immediately gets captured. At the same time as Kanata. What a complete waste of time.
Turns out the reason the living planet has been capturing females is because she assumes them to be of the same species (and that males are a different species), and she needs to reproduce and needs an example. Kanata explains that there are males and females and you need both to reproduce. The planet demands an explanation / example, so Kanata psychically turns herself into a male and fucks Lan.
So the living planet (which turns out to have been a giant spore) is satisfied with the exhibition and frees all the girls she captured. We get a lot of exposition, then we close the episode out with Lan trying to butter up Kanata to turn into a guy again for fucking.
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This, of course, means we introduced what amounts to a planet of tentacles and ended with no tentacle rape whatsover. How does that even happen?