Another Cream Lemon post? Yep, I’m being lazy again.
Whatever will I do when I run out of Cream Lemon episodes to post?
Well, this week’s episode is another self-contained one, so you know what that means! Yuuuup, time for some rushed setting establishment and character development, because we’ve only got 20 minutes!
It doesn’t take us long to learn that our heroine, Narisu, is some kind of superhero. She attends a strange high school (I assume… and legally, we all should) that divides the boys from the girls. Kind of like that other episode… Hell, this episode even recycles some heroic music from other Cream Lemon episodes. Hey, why not let old resources not go to waste?
The dean in charge of the school wastes no time patting himself on the back and explaining how his school is the best because of his wonderful idea of separating the sexes, adapting a “scientific” education, and keeping all of his students under total surveillance.
We immediately shift to kind of a weird tangent revolving around his sex life and… dolls.
A woman named Seiko drops in and acts like either a secretary or his wife, but she’s actually just one of his teachers. She immediately starts stripping. But I wonder what her intentions are…
But then she discovers the dean’s weird fetish.
During her little freakout over this revelation, she kinda casually mentions that they “brought Narisu into this world,” so… they’re her parents? Huh. Weird. At least I think it’s weird. We can’t really say one way or the other given the world we’re presented.
Speaking of Narisu, she’s crushing on some random guy she saw for a brief moment while she was flying around on a “scramble.”
It’s like Ami and her Onii-chan addiction all over again.
Suddenly, Nazis.
The leader, Rami, wants to take control of the school, primarily so she can do this and that with all the boys. Her subordinates, An and Kyan… well, they fuck.
They’re both girls, but confusingly, An moans “Onii-chan…” But then this happens:
I’ve never seen such meta fucking before.
The group, which calls themselves the Hellcat Army, wastes no time in attacking the dean’s office with a giant floating conch shell fortress.
Rami is forced to retreat when faced with the dean’s ultimate attack.
The dean is prepared to send Narisu out for a Scramble, even though Narisu gets weaker every time she dons the suit. He summons Narisu, but finds she’s a little preoccupied, what with the masturbation and all.
Narisu gets over it when the dean offers to buy her a cake with a plum on top.
Meanwhile, at the boys’ school, the boys see footage of Narisu playing with herself. Narisu’s crush decides he doesn’t care about getting expelled and leads a revolution of boys to invade the girls’ school.
Narisu neutralizes the fortress’ defenses, but this sucker TRANSFORMS!
Narisu’s battle ends up wrecking most of the school. The dean resorts to his final trump card:
Actually, the can is really a bomb that releases a powerful pheromone wave. I… have no fucking clue why that would help.
Also under the effects of the wave, Rami strips and forces herself upon the dean.
So yeah, it all ends with everyone fucking.
I have no words.
That’s Narisu Scramble.