Hentai Hump-Day! Cream Lemon Ep. 15 of 40, Rall 2

I have 10 more of these!

HumpdayIt’s time for another sequel!  This time it’s a follow-up to one of my favorites, Rall.  Seemed pretty self-contained to me, but I guess there’s more story to cover.

Puberty was good to her.
Puberty was good to her.

Three years after Karen defeated Ramorue… Ramorue pops up again.  Because evil.

The episode immediately shows us his first reappearance in Yuria’s dream, where he continues his one-track lecherous ways.

HE'S CLIMBIN' IN YOUR DREAMS, HE'S SNATCHIN' YOUR PRINCESSES UP!
HE’S CLIMBIN’ IN YOUR DREAMS,
HE’S SNATCHIN’ YOUR PRINCESSES UP!

Yuria wakes up from her nightmare and lets Raike and some unnamed friend of his that it was just a nightmare.  When they leave, she collapses.  Apparently, it wasn’t just a dream.  So she was actually dream-raped.  And she just got an STD named Ramorue.

How does that even work?
How does that even work?

The next day, the village learns that Black Knights have attacked a neighboring village, and Raike was sent in to scout.  Karen and Felulu follow up on their flying mounts and land in the devastated village, where they find Sarah, a priestess.  She recognizes Felulu’s necklace as the mark of Gomoluss and brings him to a secret mirror with the same mark. We also learn that Felulu grew up without parents and only had the necklace as a memento.  Apparently, this is proof that Felulu is the “Brave One,” who will drive away evil.

So what are the chances Felulu actually gets some character development to go with this sudden backstory?
So what are the chances Felulu actually gets some character development to go with this sudden backstory?

Meanwhile, Karen (who isn’t allowed to go to the secret area) gets attacked by a Black Knight and kinda isn’t nearly as badass as she was when she was a loli.

I will say this: props to a friggin' hentai for a rare display of half swording.
I will say this: props to a friggin’ hentai for a rare display of half swording.

To add insult to injury, Raike shows up to save her and reveals that the Black Knights were in fact possessed villagers.  So the mighty Karen kinda had to struggle against some random nameless village girl.

How the fuck does she even fill out that armor though?
How the fuck does she even fill out that armor though?

Karen escapes the knights and bumps into someone from her own village and helps him escape… only to find out that everyone from her village is now also possessed.

Well.  You're fucked.
Well. You’re fucked.
Maybe literally.
Maybe literally.

So Ramorue somehow comes back from the dead and possesses TWO entire villages.  Why?

For da pussy.
For da pussy.

Obviously it’s because he’s fucking evil, but really, deep down we know it’ so he can fuck Karen.  And surprisingly, he succeeds in accomplishing what he failed to do in the original: take her virginity.

Before he can finish doing… whatever he planned on doing with Karen AFTER fucking her (I sincerely doubt he planned that far ahead), Felulu swoops in and saves Karen.  Kinda late there, buddy.

When they land, Felulu finds that Karen has become brainwashed as well… but apparently not possessed by Ramorue… otherwise, he’s quite possibly more evil than I gave him credit for.

Cheesecake?
Cheesecake?

Felulu knocks Karen away, and she looks into the mirror, which causes her to revert back to normal.  And she clocks Felulu because she’s an anime girl.

I mean sure, our princess was horribly raped because you were too slow, but let's laugh about this.
I mean sure, our princess was horribly raped because you were too slow, but let’s laugh about this.

Ramorue commands the villagers to attack our heroes, but Felulu uses the mirror to turn them all back to normal.  Ramorue reveals his true self as a giant bug monster thingy and attacks.  Felulu once again sees if his mirror can do anything against this new evil.

The Brave One, ladies and gentlemen.
The Brave One, ladies and gentlemen.

But then Ramorue wrecks a crystal, and the shards go up into the sky and reflect the moon, which means there are four moons, which means Karen can summon the Sword of Ryvus, and a friggin’ pegasus shows up.

None of this was explained anywhere, so let’s just admit that bullshit begets bullshit.  Also, it’s awesome, so who gives a fuck.

I got a pegasus and a sword.  I ain't gotta explain shit!
I got a pegasus and a sword. I ain’t gotta explain shit!

So Karen defeats Ramorue a second time.  As he dies, Ramorue proclaims they will all die at the hands of the Queen of Darkness.  Who is the Queen of Darkness?  Fuck if I know; they never made a Rall 3.

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