Hentai Hump-Day! Cream Lemon Ep. 23 of 40: Ruri’s Heartbreak Live

HumpdayHey, you know the drill.  It’s time for some lazy hentai posting.

This week’s episode is Ruri’s Heartbreak Live.

Or... Luri's H Br. In TECHNICOLOR.
Or… Luri’s H Br.
In TECHNICOLOR.

We start the episode off with, surprisingly, character establishment!  And without distracting exposition, to boot!  Wow, someone on the staff sure was competent…

Our heroine, Ruri, is obsessed with proving herself grown up.  Even though… well, she’s not.  She does things like take coffee straight black (because it’s grown up, even though she can’t stand the taste) and watches

I'm not sure Honda approved of this product placement. Then again... I'm also not sure they DIDN'T approve of it.
I’m not sure Honda approved of this product placement. Then again… I’m also not sure they DIDN’T approve of it.

Heck, she even asks her father if you can get pregnant by making out.  It’s obvious she’s not ready to be an adult.

Unfortunately, an idiotic alien named Kidd is here to fuck things up.

How absurdly convenient.
How absurdly convenient.

Kidd possesses one of Ruri’s dolls and grants her one wish in exchange for staying in her doll to rest.  Naturally, Ruri wishes to be seen as a grown up, especially in the eyes of her crush, Kouji.  And so, Kidd transforms her into an adult.

Not complaining about the curves, but... there's NO fucking way that's the same shirt. Kidd, you shrank that sucker.
Not complaining about the curves, but… there’s NO fucking way that’s the same shirt. Kidd, you shrank that sucker.

So, the next morning Konami goes off to see Kouji and show off her new bod.

Apparently, Kouji is also Captain N, the Game Master.
Apparently, Kouji is also Captain N, the Game Master.

Ruri poses as Kouji’s dream girl, Konami, and goes off on a date.  I’m sure this won’t result in him hitting on the real Konami and getting slapped with a restraining order somewhere down the line.

Oh, before I forget… there’s this weird subplot about a pedophile photographer.

He's a pedophile. And he has a camera. Moving on...
He’s a pedophile. And he has a camera. Moving on…

So, after their date, the two end up and Kouji’s place while it’s raining and his folks are out.  Kouji starts to get frisky, won’t take no for an answer, and Ruri is a hot chick with a grade schooler’s mind.  This… could end badly.

Statutory?
Statutory?
"Crap, now I'm pregnant."
“Crap, now I’m pregnant.”

So… she gives the OK, but then immediately rejects his advances.  He ain’t taking no for an answer, however.  So… insertion happens, and Ruri immediately begins to regret allowing things to go so far.  As she should.  She receives a rather painful fucking, heads home, cries, and… is kinda OK the next day.

She meets the pedophile (who crashes while distracted by the loli) and follows him to his house because… I have no fucking clue.

"I promise you, it's really cool."
“I promise you, it’s really cool.”

Things take a sharp turn left when they’re transported to what seems to be a horrific Wonderland type area (so… Wonderland…).

Dedication.
Dedication.
Could it be? Could... PASTA RAPE actually be a thing?
Could it be? Could… PASTA RAPE actually be a thing?

But then it turns out this was all a dream by the pedophile, who was still knocked out from the crash.  Well.  That was a waste of time.

Back in reality, Kouji is trying to convince his friends that he made it with Konami.  He spots Ruri and asks to see Konami again so he can apologize for “a bad thing” he did last night.  A bad thing called rape.

Fuck you, Kidd. Fuck you.
Fuck you, Kidd. Fuck you.

After thinking things over, Ruri decides to meet with Kouji again as Konami to accept his apology… promises to meet him again (WTF?) and tells Kouji to meet with Ruri at the coffee shop later.  There, it SEEMS he figures out that Ruri is Konami, but I’m not entirely sure.

Did he... just convert to lolicon?
Did he… just convert to lolicon?

We end with a creepy scene of the pedophile packing up his camera and walking outside.

…wow.  That was pointless.

So uh… That was an episode that happened.

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